The Republic of Kychan United is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Black-Headed Gull population. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 122 million Kychans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Kychan Unitedian economy, worth 3.87 trillion Kilks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,708 Kilks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime is totally unknown. Kychan United's national animal is the Black-Headed Gull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kychan United is ranked 113,754^th in the world and 325^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 156.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.